BLOND MOMENT

I went to the post office today to mail off a package and to purchase some stamps. I waited in line, then approached the counter, where I had my overdue BLOND MOMENT. Well this is how the story went.....

POSTMAN: Hi, can I help you?

MEEH: Hi. I would like to mail this off and get some stamps. Um, do you have any holiday stamps?

POSTMAN: Uh, I don't think I have any holiday ones here. I have regular one. Well, I have the Madonna stamps, the flag ones, Hanukkah ones, and these.

MEEH: Oh. [blank face]

POSTMAN: There are some more stamps over there. You can just get them over there.

MEEH: Oh, ok. Should I just check out over there?

POSTMAN: No. You can just go get them and bring them here. Just grab them right quick.

MEEH: Ok. [walks over there and grab the first cute cookie stamp pack she sees] Ok. I like these.

POSTMAN: Ok. Here's your confirmation number for this package. And you want to add these stamps also, right?

MEEH: Yes.

POSTMAN: The package was $5.85 with the delivery confirmation. And this.... Ok.

MEEH: [hands the postman her debit card]

POSTMAN: [type type type....click click click] You just need you to sign this and your done.

MEEH: [signs and grab receipt] Thanks!

POSTMAN: Thanks. Have a nice holiday.

[MEEH walks to the car while looking at her receipt.]

MEEH: WTF?! 20 dollars and something cents?!! What the heck did I buy?! [looks at the receipt and realized that the stamp pack costs $14.95.] OMG! How stupid am I.

[MEEH reads the stamp package then realized that it was actually a holiday cookie stamp package. Came with 4 jumbo holiday receipe cards, 20 stamps, 6 gift tags, and a Gift to do list book. She then reads the receipt and it says 'ALL SALES OF FINAL FOR STAMPS AND POSTAGES'.]

MEEH: OMG! I'm so stupid. ARGH..!!! I don't need this stupid sh*t. What the heck am I gonna do with a Gift to do list book?! MAN! MAN! MAN! This is so freaking cheesy. I don't need all this crap! ARGH..!

[AND SCENE]

*** Priority Mail Delivery - $5.85
*** Delivery Confirmation - $0.45
*** Holiday Planner & Stamps - $14.95
*** Feeling like an ASS - PRICELESS